ASK ANNIE HASTUR

Headcanons For me? FAQ
Lin: candy has ceased workign on annie
Lin: annie is 90% sugar
Unikeko: there's no turning back
Lin: candy only makes her stronger
mama-apple:

Mama apple is here to remind you that you are not, in fact, a worthless person.

// I’m sorry the OOC continues, but being sadly knowledgeable how much depressed people there is even in this community I take the liberty of promoting myself. This is a kind of “feel good” blog, what started as a joke and then escalated. It’s only purpose is to spew out motivating speeches and remind how having bad things in life is okay. Mama apple cares for her little applings and wants to help both the creator and other people overcome the feeling of worthlessness.
//Likewise, if you want to ask help for some feelings or well… anything, you can drop her a message anon or not and I’ll try to help out to the best of my ability. Sometimes we just need a cartoon apple to tell us that things will get better.

mama-apple:

Mama apple is here to remind you that you are not, in fact, a worthless person.

// I’m sorry the OOC continues, but being sadly knowledgeable how much depressed people there is even in this community I take the liberty of promoting myself. This is a kind of “feel good” blog, what started as a joke and then escalated. It’s only purpose is to spew out motivating speeches and remind how having bad things in life is okay. Mama apple cares for her little applings and wants to help both the creator and other people overcome the feeling of worthlessness.

//Likewise, if you want to ask help for some feelings or well… anything, you can drop her a message anon or not and I’ll try to help out to the best of my ability. Sometimes we just need a cartoon apple to tell us that things will get better.

The APILAS is a disposable weapons system not intended for relaoding. Kick back is mostly negated by the backblast, which is significant.

// Ohhh that makes sense! :o I didn’t even think of the backblast. Thank you! Now I know that I’ll have to modify it for my own needs >v</

asktheabysskogmaw:

"I got an idea! Give me your hands, Koggy." - Annie 

"UHH- ANNIE FRIEND?" - Kog’Maw

"SHH I&#8217;M HELPING"

asktheabysskogmaw:

"I got an idea! Give me your hands, Koggy." - Annie 

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"UHH- ANNIE FRIEND?" - Kog’Maw

"SHH I’M HELPING"

Lin: I should just call my blog
Lin: "sona plus..GOD DAMNIT ANNIE"

asksonabuvelle:

It would seem the Maven refuses to respond, and has in turn stuffed Annie full of cookies to avoid that loose end.

"mff? mfmumfuff!"

asksonabuvelle:

Well…I can’t say I haven’t considered that as an option given the right person…
But currently my time is consumed by the dark child, and most likely she would feel confused by this development. I’m in no rush.

Though Annie seems pretty aware of the possibility given how she’s tried to ahem..set me up with certain persons.

linlm:

No more woobie time/

linlm:

No more woobie time/

Anonymous sent: a true picture would be nice (mun in panties)

// I’m all about burning people’s eyes alive and stuff but unfortunately it’s illegal in most countries.

Anonymous sent: You know what would stop the panty requests? Give the fans what they want, BUT GIVE THEM MORE THAN THEY BARGAINED FOR. (opens file) Lets see...Urgot, Kog'maw, Maokai, Malphite...Ah of course! REVERSE TIBBERS. (MUAHAHAHA!!)

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